The Poem (A Fable) 20 October 2013
1. The Poem (A Fable)
An anonymous 18th century poem (published in Ariss Birmingham Gazette on 21.01.1751) describes the citizens of todays second city as:
... a Race
Of docile Sons, in whom the Mothers Mind,
Her Ingenuity, and matchless Grace,
Shone with the Fathers Perseverance joind.
The female aspect of the town (a maiden...so fair) Was theme of every Tongue, and every Heart is which:
Grace still distinguishd her Productions rare
From those of common Artists: Her nice Hand
Obedient was to execute, with Care
And elegance, her Fancys least Command.
The male aspect of the town was a thrifty, sober Swain whose:
... bags were swelld with no dishonest Gain;
A hard rough hand his source of Wealth reveals,
Ne idel Hour he knows, ne Weariness he feels.
The poem, called Industry and Genius or the Origin of B__________, A Fable begins:
O B__________! in whom, tho rare, unite
The Spirit of Industie, and eke the Ray
Of bright inventive Genius; while I write,
Do Thous with Candour listen to the Lay,
Which to fair B__________ the Muse shall pay;
Masking, beneath a Fables thin Disguise,
The Virtues its Inhabitants display:
Those Virtues whence their Fame, their Riches rise,
Their nice mechanic Arts, their various Merchandise.
2. Birmingham or Brummagem
In its opening declaration (O B__________!), the poem doesnt specify whether the subject is Birmingham or Brummagem. Certainly at the time of its publication, the two terms, Birmingham or Brummagem, were coming into conflict.
The coat of arms of todays modern city shows both the female and male aspects of the pre-1750 town. The female figure (sinister side) holds a golden artists palette and two paint brushes, and represents Art. The male figure (dexter side) is a man habited as a smith holding a hammer resting on an anvil, and represents Industry.
Today, the happy Union of Art/Genius (Ingenuity, and matchless Grace) with Industry (Perseverance) that once underpinned Brummagems greatness, has been squandered in Birminghams drive for Enterprise focused primarily on Financial and Professional Services.
The hard rough hand of Industry and the nice hand of Art (or Genius) have been trumped by the smooth hand that has never done a days work in its life. But this is not a recent development. Its all to do with money.
3. The Rude Boy
During the latter half of the 18th century, the Royal Mint struck hardly any small denomination copper coins. This left Brummagem industries with no decent money with which to pay its workers and artisans.
Being a place of ingenious artificers (Englands Gazetteer, 1751), Brummagem began to produce its own coinage. Within a couple of decades, it was estimated over one half the copper coin in [national] circulation was counterfeit, and that nine-tenths thereof was manufactured in Birmingham (Showells Dictionary of Birmingham, 1888).
The most famous of these counterfeit coins was the Rude Boy halfpenny. On its obverse side, the coin showed a naked young boy holding a spanner and leaning on a coin producing screw press. On the reverse side is the motto INDUSTRY HAS ITS SURE REWARDS, and five hedgehogs on a shield. The hedgehog is a symbol of the provident provider, rejuvenation and spring. The hedgehogs ability to curl itself up in a prickly ball has given it the additional meaning of self preservation.
By providing for the working classes, Brummagems counterfeit copper coinage saved the English Industrial Revolution from early collapse. It also became the common currency of the American War of Independence, or Revolutionary War, of 1775 - 1783. See the pamphlet The Adventures of a halfpenny: commonly called a Birmingham Halfpenny, or counterfeit: as related by itself, published by John Golby Rusher in about 1830.
What Brummagem was doing was revolutionary, as the happy Union of Art and Industry often is. If the state Royal Mint was only going to produce the gold and silver coin used by the gentry and ruling classes, Brummagem would look after the rest. And bring on the revolution.
4. How Brummagem, pregnant with promises and anticipation [of revolution, was] murdered by the hand of the inevitable (Birmingham).
Matthew Boulton was Birminghams first business man. In its day, Boultons Soho Manufactory was the largest and most famous factory in the world. To make a success of his factory, Boulton went to war against Brummagem and in building his Soho Mint in 1788 he ...single-handedly set about solving a crisis in the nations coinage which had defeated the government for thirty years.
Boulton began the common association of the word Brummagem with inferior, cheap, shoddy and often counterfeit goods. Its why even today we refer to a hammer as a Brummagem screwdriver, a jibe that suggests Birmingham workers are unskilled and unsophisticated (and would rather bash something with a hammer than turn it with a screwdriver). Instead, Boulton promoted the name of the town as Birmingham to describe the most advanced, diverse and productive business centre in the industrialised world.
Although the 1751 Englands Gazetteer had dithered over whether the town was called Birmingham or Bromicham (Brummagem), by 1807 the poet Robert Southey was writing, Probably in no other age or country was there ever such an astonishing display of human ingenuity as may be found in Birmingham.
Boultons Birmingham had won the day, and Brummagems virtues are now shadowed by the Fables thin Disguise.
5. What happened to the female figure of Art (Genius) and the male figure of Industry?
Industrie and Geniae were kidnapped by Boultons factory at Soho. In 1808, James Bissets Magnificent Guide to Birmingham was telling Brummies and the rest of the world that it was Soho! ? where GENIUS and the ARTS preside in the Palm of Taste. As indeed they were, as wage-earning spectacle to celebrate the coming of age of Capitals son in 1791.
At one oclock all the persons employed in the manufactory assembled within its walls, and were marshalled into regular corps, according to their respective trades, from whence they marched, two by two, preceded by an excellent band of civil and military music. First corps ? one hundred young women mostly dressed in white, with blue ribbons. A corps of fifty engineers headed by Perrins in the character of Vulcan, bearing a working fire-engine on his head.
Ariss Birmingham Gazette 15.08.1791
A year later, in 1792, Boulton was leading Britains trade mission to China, hoping that trade and tribute, useful knowledge and industrial enlightenment would help pay off the nations tea debt with the Chinese. From then on, Brummagems hard rough hand and nice hand have been driven by business interests to feed the mouths of curiosity, greed, novelty and convenience.
Even so, and despite the Fables thin Disguise, Brummagem is still all thats good about Birmingham. For the moment, though, we are just as lost as poor old James Dobbs was a couple of hundred years ago:
I Cant Fine Brummagem
(James Dodds 1781 - 1837)
Full twenty years and more are passed
Since I left Brummagem.
But I set out for home at last
To good old Brummagem.
But ev'ry place is altered so
Now there's hardly a place I know
Which fills my heart with grief and woe
For I can't find Brummagem.
As I was walking down the street
As used to be in Brummagem,
I knowed nobody I did meet
For they've changed their face in Brummagem
Poor old Spiceal Stret's half gone,
And Old Church stands alone
And poor old I stands here to groan
For I can't find Brummagem.
But amongst the changes we have got
In good old Brummagem
They've made a market on the moat
To sell the pigs in Brummagem.
But that has brought us more ill luck
For they've filled up Pudding Brook,
Where in the brook jack-bannils took
Near Good old Brummagem.
But what's more melancholy still,
For poor old Brummagem,
They've taken away all Newhall-Hill
From poor old Brummagem,
At Easter time girls fair and brown,
Came rolly-polly down,
And showed their legs to half the town,
Oh! the good old sights in Brummagem.
Down Peck Lane I walked along,
To find out Brummagem,
There was the dungil down and gone
What? no rogues in Brummagem,
They've ta'en it to a street called Moor,
A sign that rogues ain't fewer,
But rogues won't like it there I'm sure,
While Peck Lane's in Brummagem.
I remember one John Growse,
Who buckles made in Brummagem,
He built himself a country house,
To be out of the smoke of Brummagem
But though John's country house stands still,
The town has walked up hill,
Now he lives beside a smoky mill,
In the middle of Brummagem.
Among the changes that abound
In good old Brummagem,
May trade and happiness be found
In good old Brummagem.
And tho' no Newhall hil we've got
Nor Pudding Brook nor Moat,
May we always have enough
To boil the pot in Brummagem.
Twenty-three years ago I made a sculpture for Birminghams then new Centenary Square (where the New Library of Birmingham now sits). On the end stone of the sculpture is cut the text, INDUSTRY AND GENIUS / A FABLE.
[David Patten: Industry And Genius / Monument to John Baskerville, Centenary Square, Birmingham, 1990, photographed during the afternoon rush hour on 24.09.2013]